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Prozac

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0. Киборги заполонили) » 23 июн 2009, 22:28

Тихим сегодняшним вечером, попивая кофе... слушая эмбиент.. мой покой прервало сообщение в аське... после началось вот это... :big_smile1:

457408820 (21:43:21 23/06/2009)
Разрешение добавить в список контактов

457408820 (21:43:21 23/06/2009)
Вас добавили

Besty (21:43:33 23/06/2009)
Hello

Prozac (21:43:50 23/06/2009)
*HI*

Besty (21:44:01 23/06/2009)
How may you do?

Prozac (21:45:48 23/06/2009)
not bad tnx

Besty (21:46:13 23/06/2009)
Please go jump off the nearest cliff.

Prozac (21:46:48 23/06/2009)
haha

Besty (21:47:34 23/06/2009)
Perhaps you are wondering how I got your ICQ; I have been stalking you for the previous six years.

Prozac (21:48:07 23/06/2009)
I am not interested...

Besty (21:49:38 23/06/2009)
In that case, I won't tell you what happened last Summer...

Prozac (21:50:25 23/06/2009)
lol , so what?

Besty (21:50:40 23/06/2009)
Believe me, you want to know what happened last Summer...

Prozac (21:51:07 23/06/2009)
With who?

Besty (21:52:43 23/06/2009)
With is not the correct term, my friend. All the nuclear weapons were shot. The world was under siege and volcanoes errupted. It's amazing you havn't found out. I am the leader of the government and have managed to retain you from finding out this information. All the people you have come into contact with in the last year have been robotic machines. The only human survivors are me, and you.

Prozac (21:54:20 23/06/2009)
It looks like you read science fiction a lot....

Prozac (21:54:34 23/06/2009)
What robots?

Prozac (21:55:13 23/06/2009)
Are you crazy? We are living at the begining of 21st century.... what robots...

Besty (21:55:48 23/06/2009)
Great. My team have done a good job of brainwashing you.

Besty (21:56:51 23/06/2009)
Robots were invented in 1563, they are now so advanced in technology, they are by far more capable of destroying this world. It's what they have almost done. They are extremely advanced and have slightly more intelligence than the human being.

Prozac (21:57:47 23/06/2009)
о_О

Prozac (21:58:04 23/06/2009)
That*s sounds funny

Besty (21:58:23 23/06/2009)
Funny? You must think.. this is reality.

Prozac (21:58:30 23/06/2009)
Why should I believe you?

Besty (21:58:42 23/06/2009)
Because the human race depends on it.

Prozac (21:59:18 23/06/2009)
The human race is already dead...

Besty (21:59:37 23/06/2009)
Almost. Just you, me, and a slight few others.

Prozac (21:59:45 23/06/2009)
Now we leave with pocessed zombies

Besty (21:59:48 23/06/2009)
I am only positive that me and you are humans, others are suspected.

Prozac (22:01:43 23/06/2009)
ok where did you get this information?

Besty (22:03:46 23/06/2009)
Luckily, before the distastrous plan errupted, I had set a bug which logged sounds in a business I use to own. It was intended for robberies but the core of the robots set there plans there. I felt just as stupid as you. I felt it was a joke. But later evidence revealed not.

Prozac (22:06:05 23/06/2009)
So... the robots will destroy us all?

Besty (22:06:17 23/06/2009)
Probably.

Besty (22:07:06 23/06/2009)
I have come to warn you. I must go now. Though, I am trying to work on a plan. I have estimated if I don't complete a plan by midnight tonight, English time. It's humans over.

Prozac (22:07:06 23/06/2009)
So do you know about the dwarves spies who control the robots?

Besty (22:07:25 23/06/2009)
Why are you trying to mock this? You think I'm fucking kidding?

Besty (22:07:44 23/06/2009)
Your one of the surviving humans and you act like it's a fucking joke.

Prozac (22:08:28 23/06/2009)
But how can I believe ?

Besty (22:09:00 23/06/2009)
There is one way...

Besty (22:09:32 23/06/2009)
Ask any person who claims to be a human to think of a number between 1 and 10, they should say 8 the first time.

Besty (22:09:50 23/06/2009)
It's just the way they're programmed.

Prozac (22:11:30 23/06/2009)
Why eight?

Besty (22:11:43 23/06/2009)
No idea!

Besty (22:11:49 23/06/2009)
I did not invent robots.

Besty (22:11:55 23/06/2009)
Ilzak Klavosk did.

Prozac (22:12:50 23/06/2009)
And where are you from? From where...?

Besty (22:13:04 23/06/2009)
I am currently allocated in the United Kingdom.

Besty (22:13:44 23/06/2009)
Fortunately, United Kingdom still have their nuclear weapons, and erros in the programming of these robots have allowed me to take control of them.

Besty (22:13:59 23/06/2009)
This could be the key to our unlikely survival.

Prozac (22:14:31 23/06/2009)
my country do not heave that kind of weapon...

Besty (22:14:44 23/06/2009)
I know all about you.

Besty (22:14:49 23/06/2009)
And I know that.

Besty (22:14:54 23/06/2009)
You are from the Ukraine.

Prozac (22:14:59 23/06/2009)
yes

Prozac (22:15:38 23/06/2009)
Hmm .. What should I do if I found the robot .. or biorobot ?

Besty (22:15:53 23/06/2009)
You clearly don't understand.

Besty (22:16:39 23/06/2009)
Everybody around you is a robot. Your family, friends, EVERYTHING. They have been perfectly programmed with superior intelligence to brainwash you and provide natural circumstances. Ask any nearby so-called human to think of a number. It will be 8.

Prozac (22:17:14 23/06/2009)
So.... you know everithing about me.... for example?

Besty (22:17:36 23/06/2009)
Ukrainian.

Besty (22:17:59 23/06/2009)
Your male.

Besty (22:18:23 23/06/2009)
You have learnt to speak Russian

Besty (22:18:27 23/06/2009)
You also speak Albanian

Prozac (22:18:33 23/06/2009)
:-D

Besty (22:18:48 23/06/2009)
I'm correct.

Prozac (22:18:56 23/06/2009)
i did not speak Albanian - thats a joke

Besty (22:19:01 23/06/2009)
FUCK

Besty (22:19:02 23/06/2009)
SHIT

Besty (22:19:03 23/06/2009)
LOL

Besty (22:19:04 23/06/2009)
DAMN

Besty (22:19:06 23/06/2009)
NOO

Prozac (22:19:11 23/06/2009)
YESSSS

Besty (22:19:15 23/06/2009)
NOO

Besty (22:19:17 23/06/2009)
OMFG

Besty (22:19:23 23/06/2009)
YOU WAS FUCKING BUYING IT LOL

Prozac (22:19:31 23/06/2009)
The satan will finfd you ]:->

Besty (22:19:40 23/06/2009)
I already killed him.

Besty (22:19:46 23/06/2009)
Not watched the news lately?

Prozac (22:19:48 23/06/2009)
nevermind =)

Besty (22:20:04 23/06/2009)
haha

Besty (22:20:08 23/06/2009)
that was soo funny

Besty (22:20:11 23/06/2009)
you was believing it LOL

Besty (22:20:17 23/06/2009)
truthfully did you believe it

Besty (22:20:30 23/06/2009)
was you scared (be honest)

Prozac (22:20:41 23/06/2009)
no i did not believe at that =)

Prozac (22:20:45 23/06/2009)
no)

Besty (22:20:47 23/06/2009)
LIER

Prozac (22:20:51 23/06/2009)
it was funny =)

Besty (22:20:52 23/06/2009)
you believed it

Prozac (22:20:56 23/06/2009)
no =)

Besty (22:20:57 23/06/2009)
you believed it

Besty (22:21:03 23/06/2009)
you thought robots were gonna kill you

Prozac (22:21:17 23/06/2009)
no =) I *m trying to ask you alot

Prozac (22:21:36 23/06/2009)
To start a standstill =)

Besty (22:21:43 23/06/2009)
Aha

Prozac (22:21:45 23/06/2009)
Nice joke=)

Besty (22:21:48 23/06/2009)
So the joke has backfired?

Prozac (22:21:52 23/06/2009)
:-X

Prozac (22:22:04 23/06/2009)
Be awere gnomes

Besty (22:22:06 23/06/2009)
It seems I have been well and truly owned.

Besty (22:22:11 23/06/2009)
Congratulations.

Prozac (22:22:11 23/06/2009)
they are everiwhere

Prozac (22:24:03 23/06/2009)
ok, good night, have fun =)

Prefect

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1. Re: Киборги заполонили) » 23 июн 2009, 23:01

втф

Zombik

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2. Re: Киборги заполонили) » 24 июн 2009, 04:12

Бугагага, во чувак отжёг :big_smile1:

P.S. А может быть он прав... :amazing:

Sergei86

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3. Re: Киборги заполонили) » 24 июн 2009, 10:47

хе-хе, интересный, но старый розыгрыш

Eros

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4. Re: Киборги заполонили) » 25 июн 2009, 11:55

Хаха)) Людині нема чим зайнятись...

nuit

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5. Re: Киборги заполонили) » 01 авг 2009, 01:54

ех........

переклав би хто... :beat_brick:

Ratty

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6. Re: Киборги заполонили) » 01 авг 2009, 02:57

Кароче кадр заливал про то что мы все роботы .... что типа людей почти нет

nuit

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7. Re: Киборги заполонили) » 01 авг 2009, 03:01

якось у пятому клаві мені за переказ оповідання, страшно занудногоі страшно довгого, поставили 2 тому, що його розмір складав 4 речення.

ратті, я тепер зрозуміла, за що ж така була несправедливість... - тобі також 2))

Zombik

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8. Re: Киборги заполонили) » 01 авг 2009, 03:04

Ну Ратти кратко изложил суть диалога. Тут какой-то Бести впаривает Прозаку про то, что на земле не осталось людей и все они терминаторы и что это государственная тайна.

Ratty

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9. Re: Киборги заполонили) » 01 авг 2009, 03:06

Ну ето идея текста...самое главное... остальное можно перевести переводчиком... ну если делать ночью будет мне нечего ...тобишь буду выжидать...попробую перевести :beat_shot:

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